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Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman That Wants To Cut Your D*ck Off

July 14th, 2011 | 13 comments | Posted by Diana

DIANA: OMG, JEN. OMG. Did you hear about that jungle Asian lady in OC that chopped her estranged husband’s dick off and threw it in the garbage disposal? Er, allegedly?

JEN: Diana, everyone‘s heard about Catherine Kieu Becker! She’s the Dick Disposer!

DIANA: I thought of you, you know. As soon as I read the story, I thought of you.

JEN: Because I’ll cut your goddamn dick off if you fuck with me?

DIANA: Well, yeah.

JEN: That’s so sweet.

DIANA: YOU’RE so sweet, knife lady!

JEN: Aw, doll. You flatter me so.

DIANA: But I mean, she threw it down a GARBAGE DISPOSAL! Holy shit.

JEN: She meant business! “No dick-respect or anything…”

DIANA: They had to fish the pieces out and send ‘em to the hospital! I bet they were all gross and covered with hair and disposal gunk!

JEN: Maybe some onion peels and little bits of rice.

DIANA: EWW. Don’t you think that’s a little much?

JEN: Hard to say because I wasn’t there, but it’s certainly very thorough.

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