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Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute Puts Out Calendar, Believes Liberal Women "Look Like Men"

The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute will release its fifth annual calendar this week, celebrating 2010′s “Great American Conservative Women.” Unlike last year’s “Pretty in Mink” calendar, this one is decidedly more recession-friendly, depicting all 12 women in white shirts and soft lighting.

As for the name of the 2010 calendar, I can only conclude it references the following:

“Great” as in hyperbole, as when calendar girl Michelle Malkin claimed an anti-Obama protest that took place in DC this month was attended by two million people, instead of the 70,000 estimated by the fire department.

“American” as in the opposite of “un-American,” an accusation Miss November Michelle Bachmann leveled at Barack Obama–and certain members of Congress–during his campaign.

And “Conservative” as in gay-hating and other civil rights-denying values, a mission newest calendar addition, Carrie Prejean, Miss October, claims God chose her to carry out.

In an attempt to counter the great Greatness, the American American-ness, and the Conservative Hatey-ness of this calendar, HuffPo is putting together a “Great American Liberal Women” Calendar of its own.

The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute’s official Facebook Fan Page seems dubious about this counterpunch, however, judging by the wall post they put up on Monday at 1:04 pm:

Yes, it does in fact read: “The Huffington Post is trying to make a “Great American LIBERAL Women” calendar. This might be difficult considering their women look like men *cough*rachelmaddow*cough*.”

Stay classy, you great women, you.

[The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute]
[FOX News: "Great American Conservative Women" Calendar PICS]
[The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute Facebook Fan Page]

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Filed under: 2010 Great American Conservative Women Calendar, Ann Coulter, Carrie Prejean, Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute Calendar, Classy People, Conservatards, Michelle Bachmann, Michelle Malkin

Miss Prejean USA

Here’s a video of Carrie Prejean, the reigning Miss California, near tears at a press conference–while talking about how she was unfairly treated after answering a tough question about (tsk!) gay marriage during this year’s pageant:

And here’s me (or Jen), playing the world’s smallest violin:

Sigh. What a dumb bitch.

[The Guardian: Trump says Miss California can keep her crown]

Filed under: Bad Reprzentatives, Carrie Prejean, Donald Trump, Dumb Bitches, Dumb Blondes, Fuck Off, Gay Marriage, Hateful People, Idiots, Miss California, Really Dumb People, Same-Sex Marriage, Violins

Miss California, Thank You

…for reminding me to be grateful for my right to “choose,” uh, “opposite marriage” in this fine, ehrm, “land.”

Wait, what??

[via @perezhilton]

Filed under: Carrie Prejean, Dumb Bitches, Gay Marriage, Miss California, Moronic Statements, Opposite Marriage, Pageants Are a Joke, Perez Hilton, Really Dumb People, Same-Sex Marriage, Um... WHAT?