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We Waited For Alexa Chung To Go “Off The Air”
Brit “It” Fashionista Alexa Chung will host the final episode of her MTV talk show, “On the Air With Alexa Chung,” tomorrow.
Alexa, say goodbye to the intellectual giants of MTVs core audience
And we suppose we’re sad about that, for her, because we love this saucy little broad.
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Filed under: Alexa Chung, Brit Girls, Cancel, Cancellasians, Cultural Lows, Fashionistas, Jersey Shore Is A Cultural Low, Lo Bosworth, MTV, MTV Is For The Birds (And Weak-Spirited Girls), On the Air With Alexa Chung, On The Air With Alexa Chung Canceled, On The Air With Alexa Chung Cancelled, The Hills, The Hills Is A Cultural Low, The Situation
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Lindsay Price
Happy birthday to Lindsay Price, who turned 33 this week. May she continue to enjoy glowy skin, laughing eyes, and sufficient ratings on ABC’s Eastwick*!
*Err… Intern Jasmine just reminded us that ‘Eastwick’ was cancelled last month. Um… let’s hope you get one of those fun new leopard-print Snuggies, instead!
Filed under: ABC, Actresses, Cancellasians, Eastwick, Lindsay Price, Pretty Girls, Shows We Haven't Watched, Taking a Hating Break, Television Ratings, We're Nice On Your Birthday
Brooke Shields Denies Lipstick Cancellasian
Lindsay Price, Kim Raver, and Brooke Shields in the cancelled/not-cancelled Lipstick JungleBROOKE: The show can’t be canceled! I’m Brooke Shields, dammit!
LINDSAY: I heard it is.
BROOKE: Is not!
LINDSAY: Is too!
KIM: Guys. Stop. What are you fighting about anyway?
LINDSAY: For some reason, Brooke is convinced that the show isn’t canceled. And I told her denial is a helluva drug.
BROOKE: She’s just saying my show’s canceled because she doesn’t want to kiss Mushy Lips anymore! But I’m Brooke Shields and when I say my show is number one, it’s number one, dammit!
LINDSAY: Well, yeah, that’s a factor.
KIM: Mushy Lips?
LINDSAY and BROOKE: (in unison) Andrew McCarthy.
KIM: That’s so mean. He’s not that bad.
LINDSAY: Shut up! That’s easy for you to say!
KIM: Excuse me?
LINDSAY: You get to rub yourself on what’s-his-pants all day, every day! It’s not fair.
BROOKE: She does have a point. I mean, why do you get to rub up against what’s-his-pants and not me? I’m Brooke Shields, dammit!
KIM: Wait. Why do you keep saying that? You sound crazy. Like, uh, Brooke Shields-crazy.
BROOKE: Well, I’m the star, obviously. And I went to Princeton.
KIM: So what?
BROOKE: Oh, shut up and get another terrible nose job.
KIM: (gasps, runs out of the room crying)
LINDSAY: You just crossed the line.
BROOKE: Oh, puhleeze. Tom Cruise said worse crap about me and I still went to his wedding and we’ve pretended that we’re besties ever since. Because I’m Brooke Shields, and what I say goes. And if I say the show must go on, the show must go on, despite dismal ratings or whatever the so-called “network” is telling the so-called “media” about this so-called “cancellation” business. Who are these people anyway? I don’t know these people. But do they know who I am? I mean, I’m–
LINDSAY: You’re Brooke Shields, dammit. Yeah. I got that.
Filed under: Andrew McCarthy, Bad Ratings, Brooke Shields, Cancellasians, Candace Bushnell, Chick TV, Denial, Ego, Kim Raver, Lindsay Price, Lipstick Jungle, Sex and the City on Downers, Tom Cruise
RNC Day #1 Cancellasian
Many of the RNC’s activities have been called off today, out of respect for the approaching Hurricane Gustav.
Now that it looks like you won’t be glued to the set watching all of today’s Republican rah-rah speeches, please make use of yourself and see how you might contribute to the efforts of the American Red Cross relief efforts that are already underway.
Or, uh, wait to see if FEMA will take care of it. Actually, they probably will. Enjoy your Labor Day.
Filed under: Cancellasians, Disasters, FEMA, Has FEMA learned from Katrina?, Hurricane Gustav, Impending Chaos, Red Cross, Republican National Convention, RNC, Useless Organizations
Cancellasian
CBS announced today that they will not be airing any more episodes of their new reality show, Secret Talents of the Stars, which first aired on Wednesday.
For those of you who missed the premiere, it featured George Takei singing the country classic, “On the Road Again.”
…But he can’t be faulted for the cancellasian! We don’t know about you, but we found his performance to be incredibly sweet and endearing, in addition to the fact that we loved his shirt and had no idea his voice had such a rich timbre. For what it’s worth, we simply love Takei–he kind of reminds us of our respective dads, who both actually have pretty damn good singing voices, too.
This performance was better suited for a party hosted by DISGRASIAN, set on a dimly lit stage in a K-town karaoke bar, and fueled by vodka and scotch. Don’t blame Takei for the death of Secret Talents. He didn’t art direct the stupid show. He just rocked it!
Filed under: Cancellasians, CBS, Dads, George Takei, Guys Who Sing, Karaoke, Reality TV, Stupid TV Ideas, Sweet Moments, We Love Country Boys
