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Dan Adler Is The Key-Raziest Congressional Candidate The World Has Ever Seen

What you’re about to see is real. Dan Adler is not a troll. Dan Adler is a Democratic candidate running for a seat in California’s 36th congressional district. Apropos of nothing, Dan Adler’s wife is Korean.

This message was not paid for by Dan Adler for Congress.

So, apparently when you have a hobbit running your congressional campaign, magical things happen.

“WHASSA MENSCH”?!

Gosh, I’m glad you asked, Korean Immigrant Dry Cleaning Lady With Issues! You see, a mensch is a stand-up guy, a person of great integrity. Kinda like a hobbit with less hairy feet.

Oh, and also: a mensch is someone who “gets shit done.” Just ask any Old White Weight Lifting Lady Surrounded by Brown Men in Banana Hammocks!

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Filed under: 36th Congressional District of California, CAA, California Politics, Creative Artists Agency, Dan Adler for Congress, Hobbits, Jenna Adler, Judasians, Koreans With Issues, Magical Things, Mensches, Patty Duke, Political Campaigns, Sean Astin, What's a Mensch?, WTF?

What We Want To Know About Tani Gorre Cantil-Sakauye, CA Supreme Court Chief Justice Nominee

California Gov. Schwarzenegger has nominated 3rd District Court of Appeal Justice Tani Gorre Cantil-Sakauye to be the next chief justice of the California Supreme Court, which would make Cantil-Sakauye the first Asian American (and Filipina) to lead the state’s highest court, if confirmed in November.

The LA Times calls the 50 year-old Sacramento native–who’s a Republican but also known as an “independent thinker”–”a surprise nominee who is relatively unknown outside judicial circles,” so here’s what we’d like to know about her:

1. What are her politics?
2. What’s up with that fabu name?
3. What kind of face cream is she using and where do we get some?!

[LA Times: Gov. Schwarzenegger nominates first Asian American to lead California Supreme Court]

Thanks, Dad and Tom!

Filed under: Anti-Agin' Asian, California Politics, California Supreme Court, California Supreme Court Chief Justice, Filipina Americans, Filipinas, Filipinos, firsts, Governator Schwarzenegger, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hot Asian Ladies, Justice Tani Gorre Cantil-Sakauye, Pinaysians, Republicans, Skincare, Tani Cantil-Sakauye, Tani Gorre Cantil-Sakauye, The California Supreme Court

AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Judy Chu

Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis and Judy Chu

Name: Judy Chu

Hails from: Los Angeles

Occupation: U.S. Congressional candidate, 32nd District

Known for: Running for Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis’s vacated Congressional seat in the 32nd District (which includes East L.A. and the San Gabriel Valley); holding an undergraduate math degree from UCLA and a Ph.D. in Clinical Psychology; working in local and state politics for the last 24 years; earning the endorsements of L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa (for what it’s worth), the California Democratic Party, and organized labor; having a name that is really fun to say over and over again.

Voters in the 32nd Congressional District…Tuesday, May 19, is the special election. Reprzent, people and make your vote count! For voting information, click here.

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Filed under: 32nd Congressional District, Angelenos, California Politics, Judy Chu, Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, Ph. D.'s, San Gabriel Valley, Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis, Special Elections