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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Lisa Ling

September 3rd, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


Happy birthday, Lisa Ling! You turned 36 earlier this week!

We’ve certainly had our fun with you in the past, but hell. The incredible poise that you showed during this difficult-and-crazy-ass year, coupled with an ongoing quest to share important stories with an audience that often cares more about Tom Cruise and free shit, topped off by the fact that you are probably the world’s best sport about web heckling–well, it gives us mad lurve for you. In fact, we’ve got goofy celebratory grins plastered across our round moon faces, just thinking about it.

Here’s hoping 36 is a year spent doing fun sister things (like TPing a neighbor’s house) and few exchanges with one of the World’s Biggest Assholes. We salute you!

xo,
Diana and Jen

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Disgrasian Dictionary
Discrazian –

Shameful member of the tribe who is also crazy.

EXPLOITASIAN –

Yellow exploitation.

MISTASIAN IDENTITY –

Mistaking one of us for another; a result of believing that we all look alike.

Racial Dilettante –

A person who dabbles in the affect of another race or races (see Racial Drag), particularly when that race is “IN.”

HARDASS ASIAN PARENTS –

Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.

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