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BABEWATCH: Dr. Joyce Fang, Colgate Dentist
Name: Dr. Joyce Fang
Occupation: Dentist and Colgate spokesperson
Hails from: Southern California
Why She’s a Babe: When we first saw this Colgate commercial featuring Brooke Shields and Dr. Joyce Fang, we were sure Dr. Fang was an actor playing a dentist, with that shiny hair, honey-colored skin, and, of course, those straight white teeth. But, as it turns out, Dr. Fang’s the real deal. And how weird-slash-adorbs is it that she’s a dentist and her name’s “Fang”?! That makes us want to book an appointment with her right now–for 2:30, naturally.
[Colgate Total commercial featuring Dr. Fang]
Filed under: Asian Doctors, Brooke Shields, Colgate Ads, Colgate Total, Dentistry, Dr. Joyce Fang, Dr. Joyce Fang Colgate Commercial, Fangs, Hot Dentists, Teeth
Brooke Shields Denies Lipstick Cancellasian
Lindsay Price, Kim Raver, and Brooke Shields in the cancelled/not-cancelled Lipstick JungleBROOKE: The show can’t be canceled! I’m Brooke Shields, dammit!
LINDSAY: I heard it is.
BROOKE: Is not!
LINDSAY: Is too!
KIM: Guys. Stop. What are you fighting about anyway?
LINDSAY: For some reason, Brooke is convinced that the show isn’t canceled. And I told her denial is a helluva drug.
BROOKE: She’s just saying my show’s canceled because she doesn’t want to kiss Mushy Lips anymore! But I’m Brooke Shields and when I say my show is number one, it’s number one, dammit!
LINDSAY: Well, yeah, that’s a factor.
KIM: Mushy Lips?
LINDSAY and BROOKE: (in unison) Andrew McCarthy.
KIM: That’s so mean. He’s not that bad.
LINDSAY: Shut up! That’s easy for you to say!
KIM: Excuse me?
LINDSAY: You get to rub yourself on what’s-his-pants all day, every day! It’s not fair.
BROOKE: She does have a point. I mean, why do you get to rub up against what’s-his-pants and not me? I’m Brooke Shields, dammit!
KIM: Wait. Why do you keep saying that? You sound crazy. Like, uh, Brooke Shields-crazy.
BROOKE: Well, I’m the star, obviously. And I went to Princeton.
KIM: So what?
BROOKE: Oh, shut up and get another terrible nose job.
KIM: (gasps, runs out of the room crying)
LINDSAY: You just crossed the line.
BROOKE: Oh, puhleeze. Tom Cruise said worse crap about me and I still went to his wedding and we’ve pretended that we’re besties ever since. Because I’m Brooke Shields, and what I say goes. And if I say the show must go on, the show must go on, despite dismal ratings or whatever the so-called “network” is telling the so-called “media” about this so-called “cancellation” business. Who are these people anyway? I don’t know these people. But do they know who I am? I mean, I’m–
LINDSAY: You’re Brooke Shields, dammit. Yeah. I got that.
Filed under: Andrew McCarthy, Bad Ratings, Brooke Shields, Cancellasians, Candace Bushnell, Chick TV, Denial, Ego, Kim Raver, Lindsay Price, Lipstick Jungle, Sex and the City on Downers, Tom Cruise
