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Frisco Gets Frisky

November 2nd, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Diana

Say what you will.

Whether you watch baseball, can’t watch baseball, love baseball, hate baseball, listen to every MLB game at the ballpark with headphones on, think Bud Selig is a prick, or have no idea what RBI or a sac fly are…

…bleed for the San Francisco Giants, wish the Giants ate a knuckle sandwich every day for lunch, wear a Doyers cap and deny the fact that Giants have human heartbeats…

…live, dine and love in SF or only know it as a place that treats people with Rice-a-Roni…

…think Tim Lincecum’s ears must be lucky and Brian Wilson’s beard bitchin’…


….or wish they’d put bags over their heads when they pitch.

Or if, well…


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Disgrasian Dictionary
Race Hustlers –

Michelle Malkin’s pet name for us!

CHINYSTERIA –

The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.

KA-CHING CHONG –

Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.

GONGBANG –

An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

Panda-ring –

Pandering to our people.

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