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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Arianna Huffington

July 15th, 2010 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

Happy birthday today to honorasian Arianna Huffington, our boss at HuffPo and one of the most influential women in media!

A few things we love about Arianna:

* She smells so good. She has the aroma of cleanliness and cashmere and a womanly, floral perfume not muddled by overbearing yucky stuff, like musk.

* She publishes DISGRASIAN on HuffPo!

* We love lady writers. And bloggers.

* She has turned self-reinvention into an art form.

* She works hard for the money.

* She publishes DISGRASIAN on HuffPo!

* She throws a great dinner party.

* OH, and that yummy accent. We love it, we love it!

* She publishes DISGRASIAN on HuffPo!

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Mutasian –: A recurring archetype in movies and television who does not have speaking lines. Also known as an Ornamental.
EXPLOITASIAN –: Yellow exploitation.
CHINYSTERIA –: The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.
Nuddhism –: Religion practiced by Far Eastern nudists.
DISGAYSIAN –: Shameful member of the tribe who also happens to be gay.

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