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EVA: Tell me again why I have to stand next to you?
ASH: Because we both work for L’Oreal, silly.
EVA: Could you at the very least have let me be the only one wearing the sparkly dress?
ASH: What, this old thing? I just threw it on at the last minute.
EVA: Uh…yeah, me too! Yup, just threw this on. Just like you. Don’t even know who designed it.
ASH: Didn’t I hear you tell that journalist over there it was Naeem Khan?
Hails from: Mumbai
Occupation: Bollywood actor
Why He’s a Babe: John was recently named 2008′s “Sexiest Man in Asia” by Eastern Eye, a British Asian weekly (“Asian” meaning Indian here, because, for some fucktarded reason, “Oriental” is still an acceptable–and unexamined–term for East Asian in the UK). And this was after E! News named him one of the top 25 sexiest men in the world. While his beefcake-itude is undeniable, we think John–whose movie debut was in the Bollywood film-with-the-porn title Jism–would be a whole lot cuter if he stopped preening like a gay porn star. It’s like, Dude. We get it. You’re hawt. But, that said, our gays would probably disagree, so what do we know, really?