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Don’t Worry, Be Zaldy

April 3rd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Zaldy Goco, former L.A.M.B. designer and Gwen Stefani-lackey (left)
Olivier Theyskens, Nina Ricci designer and Reese Witherspoon-lackey (right)

Now that you’ve emancipated yourself from Mistress Stefani, it’s all uphill from here, Zaldy. Take a cue from your lookalike Theyskens and upgrade your blonde bitch!

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Filed under: Blonde Bitches, Freedom, Gwen Stefani, Olivier Theyskens, Reese Witherspoon, Zaldy Goco

Disgrasian Dictionary

HARDASS ASIAN PARENTS –: Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.
AMAZIAN –: Amazin’ Asian.
Racial Drag –: Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.
GAYSIAN –: Fun.
CHINYSTERIA –: The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.