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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Elle Magazine’s "Best Hair In America"

Dozens of rats nest coifs to showcase Elle Magazine’s “Best Hair in America,” and the closest thing the editorial staff can offer in terms of Asian reprzentasian is Jessica “I can kind of mix” Alba??

Hunh. In fact, Penelope Cruz and Halle Berry are the only other women of color to round out the fold.

Sure, she’s hot! But Asian… she is not.

Um… Jen and I can’t stop shaking our thick, black, straight, split-end free manes of hair in disappointment.

Best locks in the States and we don’t see one with an Asian face? HA. We beg to differ.

[Elle: Best Hair in America]
[via HuffPo]

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Filed under: Asian Hair, Bitchin' Hairdos, Elle Magazine, Halle Barry, Jessica Alba, One Thing We've Definitely Got Is Good Fuckin' Hair, Penelope Cruz, Seriously?, Split Ends, This is Bullshit

BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN!

Happy birthday to our friend–and DISGRASIAN early adopter–Garrett Wang, who celebrated his 40th birthday this week!

Your locks are luscious, that skin is smooth, and those arms are buff. In our opinion, you don’t look a day over 22.

So, dear, we wish you nothing but smiles, hot babes, and stiff drinks in the New Year. If you want to share those stiff drinks with two fun ladies, please feel free to call on us.

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Filed under: Actors, Birthdays, Bitchin' Hairdos, Booze Rules, Buff Dudes, Cool Chinese Fellas, Garrett Wang

AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Senator Daniel Akaka

Name: Daniel Akaka

Hails from: Honolulu, Hawaii

Occupation: U.S. Senator

Known for: Being the first senator of native Hawaiian ancestry and the only Chinese-American to currently hold that position, serving in the Army Corps of Engineers during WWII, chairing the Senate’s Veterans Affairs Committee, co-sponsoring the new bipartisan GI Bill that promises to provide college educations to Iraq and Afghanistan war veterans after three or more years of service (which Bush is threatening to veto), sporting a bitchin’ silver coif.

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Filed under: Afghanistan--'Memba That?, Bitchin' Hairdos, Chinese-Americans, Daniel Akaka, George Bush is a Dick, Hawaiians, Iraq, Memorial Day, The U.S. Senate, Veterans