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Oh gosh!!! Happy happy happy 61st birthday, Bill O’Reilly!!!
Just kidding, you old fuck. You’re awful. Awful. AWFUL.
Instead, we’d like to celebrate the birth of another older gent, who’s only offended us once or twice: Senator Daniel Inouye, happy 86th birthday (two days ago)! May you you remain cuddly and tan. Let’s talk politics next week.
Filed under: Asshats, Awful People, Bill O'Reilly, Bill O'Reilly is Satan, Birthdays, Daniel Inouye, Dickbags, Fuckfaces, Hawaiians, Old Guys, Politasians, Sen. Dan Inouye, We're Nice On Your Birthday
Last weekend, Bill O’Reilly stalked ThinkProgress journalist Amanda Terkel while she was on vacation and ambushed her with a camera, all because Terkel had pointed out how creepy it was that O’Reilly was going to host a fundraiser for rape victims when he had played “blame the rape victim” on his show in the past. Specifically, Terkel cited that in 2006, O’Reilly said about 18 year-old rape and murder victim Jennifer Moore:
“Now Moore, Jennifer Moore, 18, on her way to college. She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top with a bare midriff. Now, again, there you go. So every predator in the world is gonna pick that up at two in the morning.“
In retaliation, O’Reilly sent one of his minions to corner Terkel in Virginia and try to shame her on camera:
Keith Olbermann had Terkel on his show Tuesday and speculated that with O’Reilly’s ratings and relevance down these days, “We all knew Bill O’Reilly would do something to try to force the spotlight back onto him.”
And the only thing missing from O’Reilly’s desperate bid for attention was him putting on a miniskirt and a midriff-baring halter top.
Shocked he overlooked that detail!
Filed under: Amanda Terkel, Bill O'Reilly, Bill O'Reilly Stalks Journalist, Blaming the Victim, FOX News is a Joke, It Happened to Alexa Foundation, Keith Olbermann, Rape Victims, Stalkers, Weird Fox News Behavior
Victoria Jackson always struck me as a one-trick pony, but boy did I like her one trick. When she was on SNL, she always played bimbos, airheads, and dumb blondes so convincingly and completely, that I was sure she was actually a genius, someone who read books and talked politics and understood other cultures and had rare insight into the human condition, like most funny people do. And after seeing this video of her Friday appearance on The O’Reilly Factor…
…I think I was basically right about her, minus, um, the “genius” part. “The guy in China“? WHICH GUY, Victoria?! You have 1.3 billion to choose from. Lemme guess…we all look alike to you?! Jesus, lady. You are as dumb as you look.