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Fall from Grasian

August 31st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Dude. When I first saw this picture, I almost had a seizure.

MY INTERNAL MONOLOGUE: No no no. This cannot be happening again. Another blonde chick with a “posse” of dolled-up Ornamentals following her around on a red carpet, four feet behind at all times? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! AND WT#@!*$&##!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then I took a chill pill, had a slug of rosé, and discovered that the event was a store opening in Tokyo, the Ornamentals are models wearing merch, and the blonde chick is socialite Tinsley Mortimer–who is big in Japan apparently (file under: Weird Japanese Behavior).

Tinsley’s pictured here at the ribbon-cutting with Miss Japan 2006, Kurara Chibana.

MY INTERNAL MONOLOGUE: Just two has-beens with a couple of pairs of scissors. Phew.


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