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Congratulasians, M.I.A.

October 13th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

The “retired” M.I.A. played a show in Brooklyn over the weekend, where it was revealed that the singer is pregnant.

Are we bad people for being insanely jealous of an unborn fetus? Because we already hate the kid for being so dope, hot, musically-inclined, and rich.

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