DISGRASIAN™

ROCK OF ASIAN: Yuto Miyazawa

Sometimes in life, the only words that are adequate in a situation are not actually words–they’re letters of an acronym.

And after hours of scratching my head, mouth agape, viewing sick video of teeny-tiny Yuto Miyazawa (a kid that picked up a guitar when he was 3, and has clearly only been playing rad axe-grinders for the six years since), I’ve realized that this is one of those sometimes.

Honestly, the only adequate letters for this moment are:

[Yuto Miyazawa on Ellen]
[Yuto Miyazawa via Relix]

Thanks, Lezak!

Filed under: Amazian Jr., Axe Grinders, Being at a Loss for Words, Coolest Kid EVER, Dudes Who Shred, Ellen Degeneres, Guitar Gods, Kids that Rock, Mind-Boggling Talent, Phenoms, Tiny People, WTF?, Yuto Miyazawa

Butt FirzzZzzt

People ask us all the time why we don’t disgrace Julie Chen more. The honest answer is that she kinda puts us to sleep. I tried TiVo-ing “The Early Show” six months ago and found it totally unwatchable. Julie, or “Chenbot” as she is known on YouTube, is so awkward in interviews, it’s a wonder she made it to network television. I’m not entirely convinced that she’s even Asian, because she’s dumb as a sow and appears to be good at nothing except sucking her boss’s cock.

This video sumzzZZzzzz up my feelingzzZZZzzz for Chenbot:

Is there anything else left to say?

Filed under: Being at a Loss for Words, Dumb Asians, Julie Chen, Robots, Sows, ZZzzzZzZzZZzzzz