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March 25th, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Diana

Happy birthday to honorasian Elton John, who turned 63 today!

Why Hardass Asian ladies love Elton:

* He, like all grownup Asian ladies, loves bedazzled evening outfits.

* File Under: Easy Listening

* 5 Grammy awards, an Academy Award, a Golden Globe Award and a Tony Award. (Who cares if you don’t watch the Tonys? It’s an award!)

* A distinct love for tiny dancers.

* Five important words: Was friends with Princess Diana.

* He turned those piano lessons into somethin‘!

* Guaranteed to rally for karaoke.

* He gives songs as gifts. And by jove, H.A.L.s love presents!!!


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Oh, Sandra.

March 10th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

911 Dispatcher: 911. What is your emergency?

Sandra Oh: Help! Help! Please help!

911: Ma’am, what is your emergency?

Oh: They shot me. Those bastards shot me.

911: Who shot you?

Oh: I don’t know WHO. I just know those bastards shot me. With a frickin’ Bedazzler.

911: With a…uh, are you okay, ma’am, can you control the bleeding?

Oh: There are rhinestones and…paillettes everywhere. Beads bursting from my chest. I’m so…so cold.

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