You are currently browsing posts tagged with Beards that Impair Your Driving

Keanu Cracks Up Car, Issued DUIB

March 20th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Keanu, dude, what did I tell you?

“A Porsche driven by Keanu Reeves ‘grazed’ a photographer, who was taken by ambulance to the hospital, authorities said Tuesday.

The accident occurred about 7:30 p.m. Monday in the Rancho Palos Verdes section of Los Angeles, according to the Sheriff’s Department.

Reeves was not injured. No citations were issued.”

Here’s a citation–DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE. OF A (DISGUSTING) BEARD. (Oh gosh, a double entendre, too).

My advice to you, Sexy? Keep your hands at ten and two, and your eyes, if you can still find them through all that bush, on the road.

Source: A Scanner Darkly

Filed under: , , ,