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Did Somebody Mention Super Bowl XLV?
Guys, I’m gonna be honest. I’ve been a quieter football fan this year.
Err, umm, I’ve had my reasons.
But…
HOLYSHITOHMYGAWWHATTHEFUDGEISTHIS
REALLYTRUEISTHISREALLYHAPPENINGARE
WEREALLYHEREAGAINMYSTEELERSARE
GOINGTOSUPERBOWL45TOFACETHEMUTHA
FUZZINPACKERSINDALLASCOULDWEPOSSIBLY
BETHEWORLDCHAMPIONSYETAGAINOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!?!?!?
I am so friggin’ elated. So excited. So proud. So…

Just keep that mouth shut, Jerklisberger
…preoccupied by the shame I feel about one turd guy. UGH. How does he ruin EVERYTHING?
[National Football League: Super Bowl XLV]
Filed under: AFC Champions, Bad Reprzentatives, Ben Roethlisberger, Dallas, Dicks, Did Not Think This Was Our Year, Football, Giving People Reason To Talk Smack, I Bleed Black And Gold For The Rooneys Not Roethlisberger, Insults To My Steeler Pride, NFL, Party Poopers, Pittsburgh Steelers, Quarterbacks, Sex Offenders (Alleged), Shame, Stairway To Seven, Steelers, Steelers v Packers Super Bowl, Super Bowl 45, Super Bowl XLV, Surprises
ROCK OF DISGRASIAN: Namskie
Can somebody please ask this young’un to–as my parents would say–stop “enjoying life” and stick to real work, like learning calculus?
He may try to be humorous, but–as my parents would say–all we see is failure.
Thanks, Jonathan!
Filed under: Bad Reprzentatives, Ching Chong Music, Ching-Chongery, Disappointing My Parents, Disgrasian Jr., Failure, If Not Checked This Kid Will Destroy Us All, Namskie, Self-Loathing
Miss Prejean USA
Here’s a video of Carrie Prejean, the reigning Miss California, near tears at a press conference–while talking about how she was unfairly treated after answering a tough question about (tsk!) gay marriage during this year’s pageant:
And here’s me (or Jen), playing the world’s smallest violin:

Sigh. What a dumb bitch.
[The Guardian: Trump says Miss California can keep her crown]
Filed under: Bad Reprzentatives, Carrie Prejean, Donald Trump, Dumb Bitches, Dumb Blondes, Fuck Off, Gay Marriage, Hateful People, Idiots, Miss California, Really Dumb People, Same-Sex Marriage, Violins








