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Dare To Be Photoshopped

April 5th, 2010 | 7 comments | Posted by Diana

We know there’s more-a of Kimora than this ad for her new fragrance, Dare Me, would have you believe.

Should we have offered Baby Phat our own Photoshop services? (We would have at least attempted to get her head on straight.)

Or should Kimora continue to be, as she has said, “the type of woman to embrace [her] curves“–instead of the kind who cultivates a commercial image with somebody else’s lanky legs?

[via New York Magazine]

Thanks, Tina!

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Suzie Wong’s…Going the Way of Lucky Cheng’s?

February 5th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Last Friday, we reported on the opening of Suzie Wong’s, a downtown NY restaurant where the servers were originally slated to dress like geishas until someone must’ve told them that that idea is fuckin’ lame. Looks like the Disgrestaurant is taking things in another direction with…

…Female Impersonators lubbing you long time!

This particular Suzie Wong got all up in actor Djimon Hounsou’s grill during Friday night’s Baby Phat party at the restaurant:

Kimora is gonna be pissed when she sees this!


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Say CheezZz

July 26th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons faked still being together gave a tea party recently to debut Baby Phat’s Ming and Aoki Signature Collection, a line of tacky children’s clothes named after their daughters. Ming is older and in pink, and Aoki is in green:

Kimora: Smile everyone! Be Fabulous!

Russell: zZzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzZzzzzzzzzz

Kimora: Russell! Wake the fuck up!

Russell: ZzzZzZZzzz….what? I’m awake! Please don’t punch my nuts!

Kimora: Wow. Even I’m getting a little sleepy. Is it possible that I’m so fabulous, I bore mysel—zzzzzzZzzzzzzzzZzZzzzzzZzzzzzZzz

Russell: ZzzZZZZzzZZzzzZZZZzZZzzZzZZZZZZZzzzz not my nuts! zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzZzZZzZz

Ming: Look at me! I’m pretty!

Aoki: Just take the picture.


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Kimora is Kute?

May 16th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Kimora Lee Simmons was named “designer of the year” at the spurious-sounding AAFA American Image Awards Monday, which was sponsored by the American Apparel and Footwear Association.

Do I need to make an appointment with my eye doctor Dr. Hyman or does Kimora look kute in these photos?


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