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Padmama Lakshmi
It looks like Padma is going to have a baby girl!
And dayum. If that little baby grows up to look anything like mama, all of your kids are gonna need to lock up their husbands.
[Page Six: Looks Like It's A Girl For Padma Lakshmi]
Filed under: Babies, Beautiful Ladies, Congratulasians, Daughters, Foodies, Gorgeous People, Hot Bodies, Hot Women, Padma Lakshmi, Padma Lakshmi Pregnant, Perfection, Threats to our Confidence
Look Who’s Lookin’ Good, Too!
We’re having trouble deciding who’s cuter in this photo: John Cho or his Amazian Jr. son?
2 for 2
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Filed under: Adorable-ness X 2, Amazian Jr., Asian Babies, Awwwwwww, Babies, Choices, Cute Overload, Decisions Decisions, John Cho, Procreasian, Progeny
File Under: Baby Docs We’ll Watch Over And Over Again Because They’re About Babies
If you haven’t heard, Focus Features will soon bring us Babies, a Thomas Balmès documentary that follows “four babies, in Mongolia, Namibia, San Francisco, and Tokyo, respectively, from birth to first steps.”
Quick question: Can you possibly watch this trailer without blurting out, “I want one in every color?”
More questions, actually: Is it, like, wrong to get totally baked and watch Babies, like watching Planet Earth while going munchy in couchlock? It’s not like the babies in the movie can see you. Or that you have to keep ‘em out of drawers or support their neck or anything.
[Trailer Addict: Babies]
[Film In Focus: Press - Domestic Rights To Unique Documentary Baby(ies) Acquired By Focus Features From Studiocanal]
Thanks, jRu!
Filed under: Amazian Jr., Asian Babies, Awwwwwww, Babies, Babies: The Documentary, Beautiful Babies, Cuteness, Documentaries, Focus Features, Little People, Movie Trailers, Why Didn't Somebody Think Of This Before?, Womb Rumblers
BABYWATCH: Barack Obama And Niece Savita Ng In The World’s Most Adorable Hangout Sesh
Not gonna lie–my womb does a little dance every time I lay eyes on a cuter-than-a-panda toddler, especially one with almond eyes, jet-black hair, chubby little hands and feet. This occurs especially when I gaze at a munchkin with a sweet name like “Savita Lola Yan-Song Ng,” whose giggly, tiny face is the product of genetics from two crushworthy, Babe-a-licious parents (we’ve had our eye on hot Mom and Dad for a long while, to be sure). And even more especially when that little ‘un is being tossed in their air by our cool-ass President:
The Prez and niece Savita. Warning: This photo may cause a diabetic coma.
Unfazed? Try to resist this (you can’t):
Tee hee![TPM: Fore! Obama's White House, End Of Summer Edition - Photo Gallery]
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Thanks, Abe!
Filed under: Asian Babies, Babes in the Literal Sense, Babies, Cutest Things In the World, Konrad Ng, Martha's Vineyard, Maya Soetoro-Ng, President Barack Obama, Savita Ng, Sweet Moments
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Julie Chen and Les Moonves’s Baby Boy, Charlie
Congratulations to Julie Chen and Les Moonves, who welcomed the birth of their son, Charlie, Thursday morning in Los Angeles. The baby was due October 4th but arrived a little early. This is the first child for Chen, 39. Moonves, 60, has three children from a previous marriage.
Although Charlie was born just a few hours ago, the media-savvy couple have already released his first baby picture:
BABY CHENBOT!!!
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Thanks, Jasmine!
Filed under: Babies, Baby Robot, Charlie Moonves, Chenbot, Hollywood Babies, Julie Chen, Les Moonves, Robots
T & Q… & Not U
You know those couples who get together, and it’s like, nothin’ but fuckin’ electricity right from the start?
Maybe they’re both friends of yours, who have plenty of time to rally with you while they’re single. But then they meet. They fall madly in love/lust, proceeding to dry-hump whenever they’re not wet-humping at home or in the car, even if that means octopussing each other in front of you and other assorted patrons at perfectly respectable dining establishments while “Baby you’re my baby, baby”-ing their way through meal conversations. After enough late arrivals to movie and concert group dates, guiltily marked with mussed-up hair and a thick layer of fuck-sweat, they eventually just stop coming arriving at events at all–and before you know it, they’ve just evaporated from your life, like whispers in the wind.
Trust: if you were to check in, they’d be all cuddled up together at home, just the two of them on a Crate&Barrel sectional, eating take-out while watching network television. But they won’t check in on you. They’ve forgotten about you. Wait–actually, there is an offchance that they’ll actually drop you an email at some point: “Ben moved in! Housewarming party soon…” about a housewarming party that will happen never.
These are M.I.A. couple-types. I hate these people. Always down to hang when they’re not getting action, totally worthless when they’re getting blown or blowing. These are truly the kind of friends that should be dismissed entirely. Buh-BYE.
This thought crossed my mind when I discovered recently that newly-engaged Mariqueen Maandig is suddenly parting ways with the band she fronts, West Indian Girl. This–not surprisingly but perhaps more importantly–coincides with the impending end of touring days for her fiancée’s band, Nine Inch Nails.
Suck
Sure, it’s circumstantial (after all, I don’t know these people) but the puzzle pieces seem to fit–Trent and Q might actually be… an M.I.A. couple. Which might mean I hate ‘em.
Let’s see what West Indian Girl has to say about it:
from the very very sad and unfortunate department we announce that west indian girl and mariqueen have parted ways. due to her recent life and priority changes she will no longer be part of our group. we wish her nothing but the best as she embarks on a new chapter of her new life outside of this band. she sacrificed a lot over the years and her loyalty and professionalism to this family will sorely be missed. she will, however, always remain in our hearts, thoughts and prayers. thank you q, we love and miss you.
Uh huh… there’s a lot of fluff and sweet talk in there (and quite honestly, maybe T and Q are already talking babies…EW!), but I think it’s evident the band pretty much hates M.I.A. couples, too.
[West Indian Girl - Blog: Sad News]
[LAT Music Blog: West Indian Girl Parts Ways with the Future Mrs. Trent Reznor]
[Prefix Mag: Nine Inch Nails Not Touring Again "for the Foreseeable Future"]
Filed under: All Signs Point to Suck, Babies, Eww, Humping of All Kinds, M.I.A. Couples, Mariqueen Maandig, NIN Not Touring for Forseeable Future, Nine Inch Nails, PDA, Trent Reznor, West Indian Girl
Dog vs. Baby in Crying Showdown [VIDEO]
I’m no dog whisperer, but I’m pretty sure the dog in this video is saying to the baby,”Bitch, please, you think you got problems? Try having a motherfucking cone around your head. FML.”
[via Japan Probe]
Filed under: Babies, Cathartic Crying, Competitions, Crying Showdowns, Cute Dogs, Dog Whisperer, FML, Puppies and Babies, Viral Videos
Au Naturel
Hooray! So Thomas “I Loves to Pop Out Them Babies” Beatie finally gave birth to baby number two. And baby number one, just so’s ya know, actually turned out to be pretty durned cute. Congratulasians go out to the happy family!
Bun is out of the oven!
Ehrrrmmm…
Hmmm…
Uhhhhhh…
Errr… can somebody please explain to us exactly what, in this case, “natural childbirth” means?
[ABC News: Exclusive - 'Pregnant Man' Gives Birth to a Second Child]
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Thanks, Jasmine!
Filed under: 20/20, Babies, Congratulasians, Cute Kids, Natural Childbirth, Pregnant Man, Really? Natural?, Thomas Beatie, Weird
An Ode to Kimora’s Offspring
Who was neither a fauna, nor flora
She modeled a tad,
Did a Benetton ad,
And wed a guy she did adore-a. Her hubby was mega-ton rich
And he didn’t mind she was a bitch
He said, “You mogul too!”
“I’m just older than you!”
And she built her own brand, stitch-by-stitch.
Now this is where things move off course
Because one day,the two would divorce
But before these guys did
they had two hapa kids!
And lived fabulously with no remorse.
But years as a fabulous wife
Had K used to spectacular life
Diamonds everywhere
Evian for her hair
And a penchant for causing much strife.
But without the old man at her side
She started to feel empty, and cried
Found hot Mr. Honsou
(More delish than ponzu)
And said, “I’ll take green diamonds in stride!”
Djimon liked this big, spicy lady
And helped her to make a new baby
It popped out of her womb,
Just before it was June,
And it didn’t cry once! Or, well, maybe.
Finally, it was time for a name
And it couldn’t be like all the same
They donned it lil’ Kenzo
With a car seat in the Benzo
Fit for life filled with fashion and fame!
[UPI: Kimora and Djimon Name Son Kenzo]
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Thanks, Jasmine!
Filed under: Babies, Bad Poetry, Big Ladies, Djimon Honsou, Exes Suck, Fabulosity, Kenzo Honsou, Kimora and Djimon Baby Kenzo, Kimora Lee, New Men, Russell Simmons
And for the Record…
The little bear costume I intend to buy for Jen’s future offspring looks like this:
…NOT this:
Or–shit, is that baby actually in a monkey costume?
Filed under: Babies, Bear Costumes, Cute Things, Good Things Come in Small Packages, Little Dears, Midgets, Monkey Costumes, Offspring, Oops, Small Persons, Some Dudes Really Can't Catch A Break, Verne Troyer
Holy Balls, Another Beatie Baby!
Congratulasians go out to Thomas Beatie, who apparently couldn’t stand being the world’s “former pregnant man” so much that he went out and got knocked up all over again. Here’s to another munchkin and Beatie reclaiming his noteworthy title as the world’s favorite “pregnant man!”
Filed under: Babies, Baby Makin', Expanding the Brood, Fascinating Titles, Pregnant Man, Strange Achievements, Thomas Beatie
Panda Reincarnasian
Jen (left) and Diana (right), reincarnated as Panda twins*
DIANA: Hello there!
JEN: I’m fuzzy!
DIANA: I can touch my head!
JEN: Oh my gaw, you are so goddamn cute.
DIANA: I know! And y’know what? YOU are ALSO so goddamn cute.
JEN: It’s true.
DIANA: Your nose is so pink. You really do look huggable.
JEN: I’m gonna look huggable forever, baby!
DIANA: Baby… panda, that is!
[They giggle cute panda giggles]
JEN: Boy, am I hungry.
DIANA: Me too!
JEN: Ya wanna know the one downside to being a panda? We’re vegetarians. No pork dumplings. Only bamboo!
DIANA: Oh, shoot! Get it, bamboo shoot?
JEN: Yes! Oh well!!! Who needs dumplings?
[They giggle cute panda giggles]
DIANA: Alright, let’s go make somebody smile.
JEN: (Pauses) Something’s changed about us.
DIANA: You think?
JEN: I think.
* actually, these twin Panda babies were just born a week and a half ago in central Japan. We’re resigned to the fact that we can’t be them, so we’ll simply just enjoy loving them. (Sigh)
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Thanks, Eliza!
Filed under: Babies, In Our Next Life Maybe We'll Be Nicer--But We're Not In Our Next Life, Jen and Diana, Pandas Are Sickeningly Cute, Reincarnasian, Small Creatures, Twins
