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February 28th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

See, Gwen, now you know what it’s like for your Harajuku slaves to be bound and unable to speak! It’s heartbreaking, right?

Oh wait, you don’t care.


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When Former Angels Collide

September 13th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen
Former Charlie’s Angels costars Demi Moore and Lucy Liu in the front-row of Zac Posen’s New York Fashism Weak show

DEMI: Hello, Angel.

LUCY: Hey Duh-mi! J’adore your crocodile yoga bag!

DEMI: It’s actually a telescope.

LUCY: Oh! Uh, cool?

DEMI: All the better to see Zac Poseur’s overwrought, derivative, ill-fitting dresses with!

LUCY: OMG. Genius.

DEMI: So what have you been up to for the last four years?

LUCY: Not making watchable movies. You?

DEMI: Same. But I look fucking great, don’t you think?

LUCY: I was going to say the same thing about myself! Weird!

DEMI: Mmm.

LUCY: Mmm.

(awkward silence)

LUCY: How’s Ashton?

DEMI: Great.

LUCY: Great.

(more awkward silence)

DEMI: Wanna see how my telescope works?

LUCY: Yes! J’adore telescopes!


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