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Lesson for 2010: Be Careful Making Promises
Chad Ochocinco–crazy cocky, yet kinda lovable–properly hyped up an imminent Bengals victory in last night’s SNF matchup versus the Jets during a pre-game interview with Bob Costas. He also added a wager:

86'd from last night's game with an injury
From FNN:
“If Revis shuts me down I will change my name back to Johnson,” Ochocinco told NBC’s Bob Costas on the network’s pre-game show. “That’s how confident I am. It’s not going to happen.”
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Jose Canseco vs. Hong Man Choi: At 76 Seconds, It Lasted Longer Than We Expected

Jose Canseco fought 330-lb., 7’2″, Korean kickboxer Hong Man Choi in his first Mixed Martial Arts fight, yesterday in Tokyo. Frankly, we thought it went pretty well! See for yourself:
Seriously–damn, dude. If we were Canseco, we’d have spent that minute-plus running around the ring like a scared little girl, too.
[Yahoo!: Canseco Lasts 76 Seconds With Korean Giant Before Tapping Out]
[Sporting News: Canseco's MMA Match Ends as You'd Expect]
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Thanks, Micah!
Filed under: Ass-Whoopings, Awesome Korean Behavior, Boxing, Freak Shows, Hong Man Choi, In the Ring, Jose Canseco, Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, Running, Scared Little Girls








