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Sure, plushies are everywhere. But the Dinky Ninja Bears, which we just discovered this week via Twitter, are something special. Is it the indefinite tummy forms? Their tiny arms? Their lack of mouths? We don’t know! But somehow they perfectly encapsulate the essence of adorably incapable silent ninjas with cute little ears and pseudo-appendages, and we can’t stop loving them.
China and Taiwan recently held a volleyball tournament to promote better cross-strait relations. I’m all for peace between the two–yes, I’ll say it–countries, but not like this:
While I was busy this morning trolling the news for really IMPORTANT stuff about Kimora Lee Simmons and Jessica Biel, Gawker totally stole our Disgrasian thunder:
The New York Times story that Gawker was referring to is about Japanese baseball players receiving day-to-day bonuses called “fight money” from their managers based on their performance in a win. Not all of the gifts, apparently, are limited to cashish.
Stuffed animals?!? Not again. Christ.
Okay. Listen up, my Asian brethren. WE GOTS TO STOP WITH THE STUFFED ANIMAL FETISH. No, seriously. Step away from the plushie and get yourself in a program today. I will be your sponsor. You can do it.
(special thanks to Matt M. for the heads-up!)
Here’s Prison Break‘s Wentworth Miller trying his darnedest to appear amused at a “fan meeting” in Seoul:
“Teddy Bears? Teddy Bears in Satin Fucking Pants?”
“I’d love to ram this chinky-ass scroll up my publicist’s ass right now.”
“For fuck’s sake, I am a GAY ICON.”