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BABEWATCH: Dinky Ninja Bears

December 8th, 2009 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

Sure, plushies are everywhere. But the Dinky Ninja Bears, which we just discovered this week via Twitter, are something special. Is it the indefinite tummy forms? Their tiny arms? Their lack of mouths? We don’t know! But somehow they perfectly encapsulate the essence of adorably incapable silent ninjas with cute little ears and pseudo-appendages, and we can’t stop loving them.

Pretty Dinky

Pretty Dinky

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I Repeat, Step Away From The Plushie

April 19th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

China and Taiwan recently held a volleyball tournament to promote better cross-strait relations. I’m all for peace between the two–yes, I’ll say it–countries, but not like this:


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Damn You, Gawker

April 17th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

While I was busy this morning trolling the news for really IMPORTANT stuff about Kimora Lee Simmons and Jessica Biel, Gawker totally stole our Disgrasian thunder:

Well done, Gawker.

The New York Times story that Gawker was referring to is about Japanese baseball players receiving day-to-day bonuses called “fight money” from their managers based on their performance in a win. Not all of the gifts, apparently, are limited to cashish.

“Daisuke Matsuzaka of the Red Sox played the previous eight seasons for the Seibu Lions, who did not use fight money. He often received stuffed animals and sets of towels from sponsors.”

Stuffed animals?!? Not again. Christ.

Okay. Listen up, my Asian brethren. WE GOTS TO STOP WITH THE STUFFED ANIMAL FETISH. No, seriously. Step away from the plushie and get yourself in a program today. I will be your sponsor. You can do it.

(special thanks to Matt M. for the heads-up!)

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Seoul Man

March 23rd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Here’s Prison Break‘s Wentworth Miller trying his darnedest to appear amused at a “fan meeting” in Seoul:

And here’s the Princeton-educated Miller’s interior monologue:

“Teddy Bears? Teddy Bears in Satin Fucking Pants?”

“I’d love to ram this chinky-ass scroll up my publicist’s ass right now.”

“For fuck’s sake, I am a GAY ICON.”

Source: Reuters

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