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India Gets Its First Porn Star

India’s finally got its first porn star! Her name is Savita Bhabhi, and…she’s a cartoon.

You can check out the 10+ comic book-issues chronicling the sexventures of bored housewife Savita Bhabhi–who bears a passing resemblance to Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger–at this NSFW site, although after reading a couple, you might find the storylines a little tedious (except perhaps when she fucks her cousin and keeps referring to herself as his “little sister,” ewww). Typically, she comes on to a stranger, then when he gets aggro, she becomes prudish, then she says “what the hell?” and goes to town on the dude anyway. But predictable plots don’t seem to deter the 60 million unique visitors who click on the site each month, because, I mean, porn is porn, after all, and not Tolstoy.

But let’s not bury the lead, right? India, where porn is illegal, has finally got its first porn star! That’s what? Half a billion cases of blue balls, cured like that?

[via BuzzFeed]

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"Asian Girls" Comes In 8th

Nerve.com just came out with “The 50 Buzziest Blog Posts of All Time” list, and Stuff White People Like’s “#11 Asian Girls” ranks eighth, with Trent Lott endorsing segregation and that guyliner-wearing gay who cried for Britney placing higher, among others.

And I’m like, WHAT? WE DIDN’T COME IN FIRST?! THIS IS SOME BULLFUCKINSHIT.

But really, I have nothing smart to say about why this is. Until last week, I didn’t even know that the post was written by an Asian dude, Myles Valentin, who is Filipino-Canadian (read it on Racialicious, originally posted on Restructure!). Valentin is the other (yes, I mean that both ways) contributor to SWPL, and he’s written about ten percent of the blog, although usually everyone only ever hears about Christian Lander, who is white-Canadian. That makes Valentin Lander’s oh-so-convenient “Asian Friend,” as in, “I can say that, because I have an Asian Friend.”

None of this, however, explains why that post has been so buzz-y since it was published in January. But I’m guessing it has something to do with the fact that when I google “Asian Girls,” I get 10,500,000 entries, and most of them are porn-related.

PORN = POPULAR

ASIAN GIRLS = PORN

ASIAN GIRLS = POPULAR

Sigh. Now I’m wondering why Diana and I are wasting our time blogging for free, when we could be posting naked pictures of ourselves here and making some cash-money instead. Which would then mean…

THESE ASIAN GIRLS = SOON-TO-BE RICH BITCHES

Awesommmmmmme!

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Filed under: Asian Girls, Asian Porn, Buzzworthy Topics, Christian Lander, My Asian Friend, Myles Valentin, Naked PIctures, Nerve Dot Com, Popularity Contests, Stuff White People Like