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Kaneshir-what’s in Your Pants?

July 10th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

DISGRASIANtern Jasmine informed us this morning that Takeshi Kaneshiro (Chungking Express, House of Flying Daggers) will be the new face of Armani for fall/winter, which marks the first time the Italian label has used an Asian model in that role:

Kaneshiro for Armani F/W ’09

I should be stoked, but I couldn’t help thinking…face?

David Beckham for Armani Underwear


Thanks, Jasmine!

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Be a Big Wang!

April 2nd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Page Six reports:

April 2, 2007 — “PEOPLE always say I’m an empire. Ralph Lauren is an empire. Chanel. Armani. Not me!” – Vera Wang to Elle.Com

Come on, Vera… step up. Play with the big boys, huh?


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Giorgio Armani: Kiddie Porn Trafficker?

March 12th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

In Spain today, there was a brouhaha over some Armani Junior ads featuring little girls in bikinis that appeared on AJ’s ugly website. Government officials in Madrid are reviewing whether photos such as this one are pornographic:

Espana, Espana. You’re not seeing the forest for the trees.

You say you’re reviewing potential crimes against nature committed by Giorgio Armani? Then consider these, mis amigos:

1) Making an Otherwise Gorgeous Girl Look Butt-Ugly and Old

2) I Can’t Come Up with Anything Clever to Say About This Face But I’m Pretty Sure It Speaks for Itself



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