DISGRASIAN™

Onch’a Wish Your Best Friend Was Paris Hilton? Onch’a?

Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, season deux, debuted last night.

And despite all of my wishes, prayers, hopes and dreams, the set’s “throne” chair did not suddenly morph into a slobbering mound of feral, starving, sharp-toothed, snapping, diseased, angry labia that instantly/simultaneously enveloped and digested Paris (and that little piss, Onch) in one smelly, violent bite.

That seriously would have been the best thing ever. Ever.

[via Buddy TV]

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Thanks, Jasmine!

Filed under: Angry Labia, Dishonoring the Gaysian, Humans as Pets, Jabba the Hutt, Kneeling, ONCH, Paris Hilton, Pathetic, Please Disappear, Prayers

Two Thigh Thighs, Hush Hush, Squoosh Your Eyes

When I first saw Danny Choo’s photo of this new Japanese web book on Boing Boing, I got all tense, cuz I thought I was about to start talking about a new fetish of fast-mounting popularity: love of really creepy, long, jerky-like labia.

First Glance: Attack of the killer curtains!?!

But then I realize it’s just a collection of photos documenting weird dudes getting their mugs squished to bits by lady gams. Seems normal enough, although not particularly enjoyable for either party.

But who am I to judge? At least I can relax.

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Filed under: Angry Labia, Bizarre Photographs, Dodging the Bullet, Faces Between Thighs, Faces Squished By Thighs, Fetishes, Phew, Thighs, Web Books, Weird Japanese Behavior