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Utensil Misappropriasian

September 20th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

I’m not sure what’s worse: that Kelly Osbourne tried to break the world record for eating jelly with chopsticks last night, or that the record exists.

The things people do. I swear, some distant Chinese ancestor–who realized how convenient it could be to grab at things with two small sticks–is rolling over and over and over in his grave right now.

So much jelly.

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Disgrasian Dictionary
Samurite –

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.

Dental Disgrasian –

Disgraceful person with f-ed up, toothy teeth.

RICISM –

Racism against, among, and for rice eaters.

Lifestyle Asiaphile –

A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.

KA-CHING CHONG –

Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.

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