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HuffPo has culled together the
best-spelled worst of the worst protest signs from Michele Bachmann’s Tea Party yesterday, which was designed to “scare members of Congress” into voting against healthcare reform.
Our top three:
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Glenn Beck continues to uncover the ugly truth about the Obama administration’s dastardly plots to change this home of the free and land of the brave into… “Mao’s China.”
Dissenters, prepare to be tortured for pleasure, thrown into war, tossed into labor camps, and–if you’re lucky–chased out of the country.
Where does the totalitarian state of America begin? Apparently, with volunteerism–which should most certainly not be encouraged by influentials or public figures or leaders of any sort, because that’s propaganda, y’know, like in Mao’s China–where Disney also offered people free passes for a day of good-doing.
Beck argues that volunteering is only good if a person wanted to do it anyway. And even though most of us in his “most generous” America are selfish fucks–who don’t want to pay for our peers’ health care, weep at the thought of losing a tax break, guzzle as much gas/grease/booze as will fit into our bloated lives, and don’t care that this country is burning down to the ground while taking each one of us fat, egocentric, xenophobic, ignoramuses down with it–the most important thing in these tough times is that not to lift this country to a better place, but to assure that nobody’s makin’ us do fuckin’ nothin’ (Ya hear me, Obama?!!?)!!! Especially nothin’ good. Or fer free.
But that’s missing the point! We’re talking about Mao’s China here! Which is something to make light of, like Beck’s little stage friend here:
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IF THIS IS YOU (OR RESEMBLES YOU IN ANY WAY*):
You don’t belong here. You have taken a wrong turn. You’re probably not smart, good-looking, rad, or cool enough to read this blog. But that’s okay, you’re not far from where you were heading. Go ahead and back up through the parking lot, reverse direction, turn left at Bastardly.com, right-hander at the White House official site, merge after the Family Keepers site, slight left at SandraOhIsUgly.com, and then it’s just a straight shot over to the John McCain donation site.
Thanks! Hope you’ve
spent plenty on got plenty of gas.
* Except for the beer. We love beer.
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