DISGRASIAN™

Mistaking one of us for another; a result of believing that we all look alike.

An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

A person who dabbles in the affect of another race or races (see Racial Drag), particularly when that race is “IN.”

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.

Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.