- AMAZIAN –
- ANTI-ASIAN –
n. An Asian who’s aging well. adj. Delaying or lessening the effects of aging by about 10 years, especially on the skin: an anti-asian cream.
- Asiandroid –
Asian robot. Example: Julie Chen.
- Blasian –
Black Asian. And badass.
- CHINYSTERIA –
The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.
- Dental Disgrasian –
Disgraceful person with f-ed up, toothy teeth.
- Discrazian –
Shameful member of the tribe who is also crazy.
- DISGAYSIAN –
Shameful member of the tribe who also happens to be gay.
- DISGRASIANMOBILES –
The Honda Element and the Toyota Scion; souped-up Acuras; a brand spankin’-new Infiniti.
- EMANCIPASIAN –
- EXPLOITASIAN –
- FASHISM –
The oppressive, unassailable ideas handed down by the Fashion world.
- GAYSIAN –
- GONGBANG –
An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.
- HARDASS ASIAN PARENTS –
Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.
- HONORASIAN –
Honorary one of us.
- KA-CHING CHONG –
Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.
- Lifestyle Asiaphile –
A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.
- MALAPROPASIAN –
Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.
- MISTASIAN IDENTITY –
Mistaking one of us for another; a result of believing that we all look alike.
- Muslasian –
- Mutasian –
A recurring archetype in movies and television who does not have speaking lines. Also known as an Ornamental.
- Nipple Slipple –
- Nuddhism –
Religion practiced by Far Eastern nudists.
- Panda-ring –
Pandering to our people.
- Race Hustlers –
Michelle Malkin’s pet name for us!
- Racial Dilettante –
A person who dabbles in the affect of another race or races (see Racial Drag), particularly when that race is “IN.”
- Racial Drag –
Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.
- RICISM –
Racism against, among, and for rice eaters.
- Samurite –
White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.
- Uncle Tam –
Yellow Uncle Tom.
- Yellowface –
When a non-yellow person wears geisha make-up or slanty eyeliner while speaking mangled English. See also, Racial Drag.