How Quiet Is Rielle Hunter?

March 16th, 2010 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Rielle Hunter is taking the classy route.

BABEWATCH: The Calvin Klein X Underwear Campaign

March 16th, 2010 | 1 comment | Posted by Jen

“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”? DEAL.

AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Annabel Park

March 15th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Coffee Party founder Annabel Park on Obama: “I personally think that he may be a good driver and I see him trying, but the fact is we are asking him to drive a broken car.”

Somebody’s Already Sounding Like A Hardass Asian Padmama

March 15th, 2010 | 5 comments | Posted by Jen

Rule #1 in the Hardass Asian Parent handbook: It’s never too early to have outsized expectations of your children.

DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! The Hump

March 12th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Eating endangered Ocean mammal meat is so fucked.

Children of Invention: Two kids are left to fend for themselves after their mom is arrested for participating in an illegal pyramid scheme.

New Yawkers/Angelenos, Time To Hit The Thea-tuh [Children Of Invention Theatrical Debut]

March 12th, 2010 | 1 comment | Posted by Diana

Children of Invention, festival darling, debuts in NY/LA theaters this week.

Kong-quest

Total Kong-quest

March 12th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Only an Asian would watch King of Kong and think, “I could beat those lifelong Donkey Kong devotee freaks in like, a couple of years.” AND ACTUALLY WANT TO. AND THEN DO IT.

Chelsea Handler Makes Asian Small Penis Joke

March 11th, 2010 | 11 comments | Posted by Jen

What’s more offensive? The fact that Chelsea Handler makes racist jokes or that she’s patently unfunny?

BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Chuck Norris

March 11th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Jen

Chuck Norris Fact: On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Cuz Every Girl’s Crazy Bout A Sharp-Dressed (Homeless) Man

March 10th, 2010 | 11 comments | Posted by Jen

A homeless man in China becomes an accidental fashion icon.

Diana, You Got Served

March 10th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Jen

A Korean dude takes pillow-humping to its next logical step.

Nobody likes a boring box!

Pretty Girrrls Make Boxes

March 9th, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Diana

GIRRRRRRRL. Jujubee’s golden box came from the heart!