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A little ditty about Jen and Diana, two Asian American chicks who grew up in the Heartland. Jen was gonna be a football star, Diana was gonna be the first girl in NASCAR. Suckin’ on chili dogs, outside the line at Pink’s, Diana’s eating Jen’s fries, gets some ketchup on her sleeve. Jen says, Hey Diana, let’s run off and start this blog, quit our lame day jobs and do what we please. Diana says, Oh yeah! Life goes on, long after the thrill of livin’ is gone. Oh yeah…Jen says, Hold on. Are we singing “Jack and Diane”? Diana says, Hells yeah, we’re singing “Jack and Diane.” Where were we? Oh right…and together they go, Gonna let it rawk, let it ro-oll! Let the bible belt come and save ma so-o-oul!

Jen Wang and Diana Nguyen are the co-creators and authors of DISGRASIAN.com.

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Lindsay Lohan Potentially Banned From India, Glad To Still Be On List At All Major LA Hotspots

March 19th, 2010 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Lindsay Lohan blacklisted from India? She must be sad! Somebody line up 4 tequila shots and a speedball, please.

Dear Texas State Board of Education

March 18th, 2010 | 5 comments | Posted by Jen

Fuck education–Remember the Alamo!

BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Grace Park

March 18th, 2010 | 9 comments | Posted by Jen

On Grace Park’s birthday, everybody wins.

Yeah, no thanks.

Advice For Your St. Patrick’s Day Celebrasian

March 17th, 2010 | 7 comments | Posted by Diana

Irish car bombs and sloppy chicks? WOOOOOOOT!

HONORASIAN ALERT: Winnie Cooper

March 17th, 2010 | 8 comments | Posted by Jen

Winnie Cooper is sooo one of us. We’re hoping her little bun in the oven is too.

Pandargarten

March 17th, 2010 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

Our parents would never have approved of this panda school.

ROCK OF ASIANS: The Slants Like Us, They Really Like Us!

March 17th, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Diana

We’re suckers for a shout-out!

How Quiet Is Rielle Hunter?

March 16th, 2010 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

Rielle Hunter is taking the classy route.

BABEWATCH: The Calvin Klein X Underwear Campaign

March 16th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Jen

“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”? DEAL.

AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Annabel Park

March 15th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Coffee Party founder Annabel Park on Obama: “I personally think that he may be a good driver and I see him trying, but the fact is we are asking him to drive a broken car.”

Somebody’s Already Sounding Like A Hardass Asian Padmama

March 15th, 2010 | 5 comments | Posted by Jen

Rule #1 in the Hardass Asian Parent handbook: It’s never too early to have outsized expectations of your children.

DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! The Hump

March 12th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Eating endangered Ocean mammal meat is so fucked.