Hostess Brands, aka maker of Twinkies, is going out of business, and with its demise dies The Name Asians Like To Call Other Asians Who Are Less Asian Than They Are.
“Twinkie”: yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
And totally totally bad for you as a person.
Damn, y’all. Now we’re just down to the ol’ boring “banana.”
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