RIP Twinkies, RIP Name Asians Like To Call Other Asians Who Are Less Asian Than They Are
Hostess Brands, aka maker of Twinkies, is going out of business, and with its demise dies The Name Asians Like To Call Other Asians Who Are Less Asian Than They Are.
“Twinkie”: yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
And totally totally bad for you as a person.
Damn, y’all. Now we’re just down to the ol’ boring “banana.”
[Reuters: No more Twinkies? Hostess plans to shut down]
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RIP twinkie. *sniffle*
Have no fear, Snake, according to one of those newsies on the radio, Canadian twinkie makers could step in and fulfill your needs. It could still serve as an Asian-on-Asian insult, but if the stereotypes about our neighbors to the North are to be believed, it’ll be a nicer, more polite insult.
The only other alternative that comes to mind is McNugget.
so, i would be a ‘SNOWBALL’? and my old ABCGF from TX would be a chili dumpling! hey, who says RACISM isn’t fun?
Hey I’ll take banana any day. They’re delicious and actually healthy for you!!!! Although that might defeat the purpose of insulting someone. I guess McNugget it is then!!!