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RIP Twinkies, RIP Name Asians Like To Call Other Asians Who Are Less Asian Than They Are

Hostess Brands, aka maker of Twinkies, is going out of business, and with its demise dies The Name Asians Like To Call Other Asians Who Are Less Asian Than They Are.

“Twinkie”: yellow on the outside, white on the inside.

And totally totally bad for you as a person.

Damn, y’all. Now we’re just down to the ol’ boring “banana.”

[Reuters: No more Twinkies? Hostess plans to shut down]

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5 Responses to “RIP Twinkies, RIP Name Asians Like To Call Other Asians Who Are Less Asian Than They Are”

1. Snake Stabler says:

   November 16, 2012 at 10:41 pm

   RIP twinkie. *sniffle*
2. farleyk says:

   November 21, 2012 at 5:28 pm

   Have no fear, Snake, according to one of those newsies on the radio, Canadian twinkie makers could step in and fulfill your needs. It could still serve as an Asian-on-Asian insult, but if the stereotypes about our neighbors to the North are to be believed, it’ll be a nicer, more polite insult.
3. filmbeats says:

   November 21, 2012 at 8:40 pm

   The only other alternative that comes to mind is McNugget.
4. turkfontaine says:

   November 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm

   so, i would be a ‘SNOWBALL’? and my old ABCGF from TX would be a chili dumpling! hey, who says RACISM isn’t fun?
5. Le says:

   December 3, 2012 at 2:29 pm

   Hey I’ll take banana any day. They’re delicious and actually healthy for you!!!! Although that might defeat the purpose of insulting someone. I guess McNugget it is then!!!