BABEWATCH: Meet My Olympics Boyfriend, Swimmer Nathan Adrian

July 6th, 2012 | 5 comments | Posted by Jen

NAME: Nathan Ghar-jun Adrian

AGE: 23

HEIGHT: 6’6″

WEIGHT: 220 lbs. of man meat

HAILS FROM: Washington state

ETHNICITY: Caucasian and Chinese

OLYMPIC EVENTS: 100-meter free and the 4×100-meter freestyle relay

FUN FACTS: Adrian’s Chinese middle name means “Little Pony”; he won a gold medal in Beijing for the 4×100 freestyle relay even though he didn’t swim in the final; he drinks chocolate milk while he showers (oh to be that chocolate milk!)

It happens every four years. No, I’m not just talking about the Olympics. I’m talking about the selection of an official Olympics Boyfriend. It started for me in ’84 with gymnast Mitch Gaylord and kind of never stopped. The requirements for an Olympics Boyfriend are simple: hot, hot, a little bit adorable, and hot. The great thing, too, about Olympics Boyfriends is–to quote Wooderson–while you get older, they stay the same age.

Olympics Boyfriends are the ultimate summer fling: you get two glorious weeks together during the dog days of summer when you’re too hot to do anything but wear as little clothes as possible and flirt. (Which is why you never have a Winter Olympics Boyfriend. Too many clothes to deal with.) And then you’re audi and on to the next thing, left with no attachments other than your sweet summer memories of this:


And, oh hell, this too:

My Olympics Boyfriend is second from the left

Happy summer!

[Glamour: Meet 4 Hot, Half-Naked Olympic 2012 Swimmers]
[Nathan Adrian Fan Blog<--best curation of Nathan Adrian pics on the web]


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5 Responses to “BABEWATCH: Meet My Olympics Boyfriend, Swimmer Nathan Adrian”

  1. turkfontaine says:

    this story’s too hot for an intern to post, Jasmine, avert your eyes

  2. alperryman says:

    Gawd I love this website.

  3. jasmine says:

    @turkfontain: My eyes, they are averted!

  4. [...] top-rated sprinter. He’ll be competing in the 100-meter freestyle and 400-meter relay team.  Adrian identifies as half-Chinese and his middle name is “Ghar-Jun”, which means “little pony….  Adrian advocates for equality for athletics by working with USA Swimming’s Make a Splash [...]

  5. Quora says:

    Will the Asian-American community embrace gold medalist Nathan Adrian?…

    Oh, we have, if Asian American blogs are any indication. Disgrasian, a blog that always seems to be on top of hot Asian American dudes, posted this article called, “BABEWATCH: Meet My Olympics Boyfriend, Swimmer Nathan Adrian”.

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