Like us. Love us. After an appropriate amount of time spent getting to know us, hug us, even. (Gingerly though…not too much…one second, one and a half, OMG this is so uncomfortable…okay, that’s enough.)
But please–and by “please” I really mean, for fuck’s sake–don’t show us you care by loving us long time.
Filed under: Baseball, Educational Series, Etiquette, How To Make Friends With Asians, Japanese Pitchers, Me Love You Long Time, Mixed-Race People, MLB, Texas Rangers, Things That Should Die, Things To Never Say To An Asian Person, Yu Darvish
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