Friends Don’t Let Friends Become “Friend-Zoned Phil”

October 4th, 2011 | 6 comments | Posted by Jen

DISGRASIAN NATION, do you know this man?

I ask because he’s become the poster-boy–unwittingly, I suspect–for dudes who think “being just friends” with girls will somehow help them get into those girls’ vaginas (which it does not 99% of the time).

Meet “Friend-Zoned Phil”:

If you’re a friend of the real “Friend-Zoned Phil,” i.e. the dude in the pic, it’s your duty to let him know he’s wound up on the wrong side of an internet meme. Extra points if you’re a chick who’s “just friends” with the poor guy.

[UPROXX: Meme Watch: Friend-Zoned Phil Is In Familiar Territory]

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6 Responses to “Friends Don’t Let Friends Become “Friend-Zoned Phil””

  1. BusyDad says:

    I didn’t even know that “friend zone” was a thing. That poor guy was me in college. I even went on a date where the girl brought another guy. And then she suggested going to this bar. It was a gay bar. At least she cared about me feeling left out?

  2. Jen says:

    OMG A GAY BAR

  3. Mach1 says:

    Friend Zoned – bwaahahahaha!

  4. vancity_canuck says:

    key to getting out of the friend zone? alcohol!!

  5. [...] wish I knew the identity of poor “Phil.” As our pals at Disgrasian said: “If you’re a friend of the real ‘Friend-Zoned Phil, i.e. the dude in the pic, [...]

  6. FeO says:

    poor bastard. it is funny, though.

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