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We Can’t Get Dick Done In This Heat, But USA Today Has Found A Way

Y’all. Sorry for the lack of posts recently. It’s hot and we’re bothered, and I don’t mean that in a good way. The same can’t be said for USA Today, which posted this graphic last Friday:

Looks like the sun is about to blow himself, doesn’t it? And, you know, if that’s what it takes to lower temps around here, by all means.

[via @charlesapple]

Thanks, VMM!

Filed under: Accidental Porn, Dick, Dick Pics, Dicks, Dog Days of Summer, Graphic Graphics, Heat Wave, It's Getting Hot in Hurr, Pornish Stuff, Summer, Too Hot to Handle

3 Responses to “We Can’t Get Dick Done In This Heat, But USA Today Has Found A Way”

1. rockmanj says:

   July 7, 2011 at 11:50 am

   It looks like the sun is giving (as I like to call them) an angry handjob; with sunglasses on no less!
2. tifguevara says:

   July 8, 2011 at 2:38 am

   For some reason, I am convinced that this is NOT an honest mistake on the part of the graphic designer.
3. farleyk says:

   July 9, 2011 at 8:41 pm

   It could have been construed innocent, though a bit odd, if it was just the sun and the thermometer. The reaching arm, however, *that* is definitely no mistake.
   And what is the sun doing wearing sunglasses? Isn’t that like a fish wearing a raincoat?