This Should Put An End To The Trophy Wife Talk: Wendi Deng Murdoch Smacks Down Husband’s Attacker

July 19th, 2011 | 8 comments | Posted by Jen

After all these years posing as Rupert Murdoch’s young, hot trophy wife–even going so far as to bear Murdoch two daughters so the “marriage” seemed legitimate–Wendi Deng Murdoch totally blew her cover this morning and exposed her real role in Rupert’s life, as his own private stone face killa (that’s her in the pink jacket, keeping a foam-pie wielding attacker away from Rupert, who’s the bald head seated at the table in front of her):

Damn, y’all, damn.

If our government knows what’s good for them, they’re recruiting Wendi and Rupert’s two young daughters, ages 9 and 6, for some off-the-books black ops shit right now. Don’t be fooled by those pretty smiles–those baby teeth will cutchu good.

Meanwhile, check out the Many Scary Faces of Wendi Deng over at The Awl.

[All Things D: Rupert Murdoch, Wendi Deng and the PhoneGate Pie (Video)]

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8 Responses to “This Should Put An End To The Trophy Wife Talk: Wendi Deng Murdoch Smacks Down Husband’s Attacker”

  1. aptkane says:

    That was HOT.

  2. PoweredByRice says:

    Some UK band actually once wrote a song about her:

    She was a junior executive at Star TV
    Quickly she became more than just an employee
    There’s nothing wrong with exploiting family ties
    It’s all part of the spirit of free enterprise

    To show his devotion
    He gave her a promotion
    Now she’s flying high over the Pacific Ocean
    Read all about it in Vanity Fair
    At every news stand from Beijing to Bel-Air

    A master of the universe and his trophy wife
    Mixing corporate affairs with a personal life
    New he wears the labels of the latest designer
    And he wouldn’t trade her for all the TV in China

    Married on the Morning Glory
    On the New York harbour
    Did she sell her story?
    Will they live happily ever after?

    New she is the frequent flyer
    On the wings of desire
    Married to the mogul in the media empire
    Read all about it
    Watch it on Sky
    On every television
    From Soho to Shanghai

  3. Jen says:

    I wouldn’t underestimate Wendi Deng. She might just end up being the mogul in the media empire rather than simply being married to it. #wendidengisthebusiness

  4. FeO says:

    As loathsome as the Murdochs may be, I will readily admit, that shit was pretty cool.

  5. msmargie says:

    I love that you can hear the sound of that smack.

  6. Jen says:

    That’s now being referred to on the Interwebz as “Wendi-Slapped”:

    http://gawker.com/5822943/the-best-memes-to-come-out-of-the-rupert-and-wendi-show

  7. aptkane says:

    After re-watching this, you totally CAN her her “smack”…that’s what I like to call a “WA POW” moment.

    I’m not really sure Rupes can be called “loathsome” at this point. He seems more like a confused old man at this point.

  8. vancity_canuck says:

    When I read Wendi Deng’s backstory, all I could think was “Why does she have to be Chinese.” She’s worse for Asian-American’s national image than Tila Tequila (Wendi convinced an American couple to bring her over to the US from China at age 18, then married the husband in that couple, then divorced him after she got her Green Card).

    At least she’s not Canadian.

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