This Should Put An End To The Trophy Wife Talk: Wendi Deng Murdoch Smacks Down Husband’s Attacker
After all these years posing as Rupert Murdoch’s young, hot trophy wife–even going so far as to bear Murdoch two daughters so the “marriage” seemed legitimate–Wendi Deng Murdoch totally blew her cover this morning and exposed her real role in Rupert’s life, as his own private stone face killa (that’s her in the pink jacket, keeping a foam-pie wielding attacker away from Rupert, who’s the bald head seated at the table in front of her):
Damn, y’all, damn.
If our government knows what’s good for them, they’re recruiting Wendi and Rupert’s two young daughters, ages 9 and 6, for some off-the-books black ops shit right now. Don’t be fooled by those pretty smiles–those baby teeth will cutchu good.
Meanwhile, check out the Many Scary Faces of Wendi Deng over at The Awl.
[All Things D: Rupert Murdoch, Wendi Deng and the PhoneGate Pie (Video)]
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That was HOT.
Some UK band actually once wrote a song about her:
She was a junior executive at Star TV
Quickly she became more than just an employee
There’s nothing wrong with exploiting family ties
It’s all part of the spirit of free enterprise
To show his devotion
He gave her a promotion
Now she’s flying high over the Pacific Ocean
Read all about it in Vanity Fair
At every news stand from Beijing to Bel-Air
A master of the universe and his trophy wife
Mixing corporate affairs with a personal life
New he wears the labels of the latest designer
And he wouldn’t trade her for all the TV in China
Married on the Morning Glory
On the New York harbour
Did she sell her story?
Will they live happily ever after?
New she is the frequent flyer
On the wings of desire
Married to the mogul in the media empire
Read all about it
Watch it on Sky
On every television
From Soho to Shanghai
I wouldn’t underestimate Wendi Deng. She might just end up being the mogul in the media empire rather than simply being married to it. #wendidengisthebusiness
As loathsome as the Murdochs may be, I will readily admit, that shit was pretty cool.
I love that you can hear the sound of that smack.
That’s now being referred to on the Interwebz as “Wendi-Slapped”:
http://gawker.com/5822943/the-best-memes-to-come-out-of-the-rupert-and-wendi-show
After re-watching this, you totally CAN her her “smack”…that’s what I like to call a “WA POW” moment.
I’m not really sure Rupes can be called “loathsome” at this point. He seems more like a confused old man at this point.
When I read Wendi Deng’s backstory, all I could think was “Why does she have to be Chinese.” She’s worse for Asian-American’s national image than Tila Tequila (Wendi convinced an American couple to bring her over to the US from China at age 18, then married the husband in that couple, then divorced him after she got her Green Card).
At least she’s not Canadian.