Alexandra Wallace Knows Jack About The Internet

March 17th, 2011 | 3 comments | Posted by Jen

But you already knew that, right? Because if Ms. Wallace had any understanding of how the Interwebz works, she might have anticipated the overwhelming and overwhelmingly negative response her video “Asians In The Library” would receive and nipped–no pun intended–the idea in the bud, continuing her college career instead in the usual quiet, polite, epiphanic-manner in which she’s clearly always conducted herself.

Further evidence of her ignorance–web-related and otherwise–surfaced today in Wallace’s hometown paper, The Sacramento Bee, in which it was revealed that Wallace’s father had written on his Facebook page last Friday morning, around the time Wallace posted the video:

“My daughter wants to start a blog. She’s asking for domain suggestions for ‘Asians on their cellphones in the library!’ She’s shooting videos as I write.”

“ASKING FOR DOMAIN SUGGESTIONS”???

Okay, look. I’m not even taking issue with the fact that she at some point thought making “Asians In The Library” into some kind of serial thing was a good idea or that she thought her dad would be the most appropriate counsel for matters pertaining to the youngs or even that her dad didn’t judge her blog idea to be totally racist and wack and think to intervene with a little fatherly advice–but, while we’re on the subject, what up with that?–I’m taking issue with the fact that THE DOMAIN SUGGESTION WAS RIGHT UNDER HER GODDAMN NOSE AND SHE COULDN’T SEE IT.

Oh well, it’s never too late, I guess.

OOPS.

And wouldn’t you know, that domain name was taken over by someone Asian. Because, ironically, it took “hordes of Asians” to understand what Alexandra Wallace was really trying to do–establish an online presence, create a meme, achieve Internet fame–and make it go viral.

So go on with your epiphanies, girl. While you’re doing that, we’ll be “over here from somewhere” taking over your Internet.

[photo via AAM]

[Sac Bee: UCLA student who posted anti-Asian viral rant is from Fair Oaks]
[Know Your Meme: Asians in the Library]
[chingchonglinglongtingtong the official site]

Thanks, Will and Jeff!

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3 Responses to “Alexandra Wallace Knows Jack About The Internet”

  1. anna_belle says:

    Dan Turner, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck…who’s next to joke about Japan? :/

  2. Hello Kitty says:

    Becky be quiet.

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