Why It’s Called The “Ex-Girlfriend Jean”
Levi’s has recently introduced a new denim style for men called the “Ex-Girlfriend Jean.”
Why anyone would want to be reminded of their ex-GF especially in the crotch area is beyond me, but what do I know? I don’t have a cock and balls.
Neither, apparently, does the wearer of said “Ex-Girlfriend Jean.” Which explains why the jean is called the “Ex-Girlfriend Jean.” Because the Girlfriend thought she was getting a Boyfriend, but instead she got a dude who was manorexic and emo and put more “product” in his hair than she did and was into smoking to keep his figure and all of the other competitive games featured at the Skinny Olympics like checking his body out in the mirror 800 times a day which is to say she got a Boyfriend who turned out to be a Girlfriend.
So then–stay with me here–the Girlfriend dumped the Boyfriend who actually turned out to be a Girlfriend, thus making him the “Ex-Girlfriend,” hence the name of his jeans.
Mystery solved!
[Levi's Online Shop: Ex-Girlfriend Jean]
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Maybe the trend of tight jeans on dudes will lead to a dimished sperm count, and overall a lessening of the population. Woohoo?
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I think I see his camel toe in the second pic.
Looks like a hybrid of metro and hipster.
@Le …and eunuch.
Ooooooooh good one!!! HAHA!!!
Look at it this way — if you’re a lady who wants to wear skinny jeans, at least now you can find them in a size that actually means something! No more short, regular, tall BS…