Michelle Bachmann’s Got Jokes

February 10th, 2011 | 3 comments | Posted by Jen

Watch the speech Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) gave today at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), in which she pokes fun at her SOTU response gaffe, manages a pun on Chinese President Hu Jintao’s name that no one’s ever made before, and invites all of her college-aged groupies–some of whom are presumably underage–to “party hardy” with her later:

But, hey, at least Bachmann knows her math:

“There’s a difference between millions and billions. But there’s an even greater difference between billions and trillions.”

Mind is blown.

Because, seriously, Bachmann-as-the-Human-Calculator is pretty impressive, considering the Congresswoman from Minnesota doesn’t even believe in science.

[via Gawker]

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3 Responses to “Michelle Bachmann’s Got Jokes”

  1. stina_elise says:

    Clearly, as the Human Calculator, Michelle Bachmann doesn’t NEED science. Hypercapnia? It just screams “Liberal Radical Tree-Hugger propaganda”.

  2. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Janice Riper, Geoffrey. Geoffrey said: The billions, millions and trillions explanation was LOLworthy RT @disgrasian Michelle Bachmann’s Got Jokes http://dlvr.it/GH5nt [...]

  3. kasha says:

    ok, so we’re converting seconds into “time”…

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