BABEWATCH [Fashion Week Edition]: Alexander Wang’s Amazian Jr. Niece

February 22nd, 2011 | 6 comments | Posted by Diana

Last week, I caught up with the goings-on of NY fashion week almost entirely through the musings of our pals The Fug Girls for NY Mag, who thankfully survived a 20-minute fashionista pileup at the Erin Fetherston show, multiple uses of those hideous Port-a-Johns in Lincoln Center, and about a zillion (which is probably a zillion too many) sightings of the newly-single Vanessa Hudgens:

Is this leather? Or pleather? Whateather; I hate it!

But aside from The Fug Girls’ fun anecdotes, stories about this annual fashion clusterfuck tend to just annoy and/or confuse me. Maybe I’m grouchy because I need a new bag. And some new booties. And a new brown pleather minidress. And I’m suffering from a raging case of lady hormones. And I’m freezing my arse off (LA’s in the 50s right now–but it feels like 37 degrees in my house), so looking at a bunch of skinny people with bare legs instead of winter coats in February in cold-ass New York just makes me feel COLDER.

Now London is celebrating its own Fashion Week, and I can’t seem to deal with it either. My fingers are freezing just as I type the word “fashion.” Is that why I can’t look at these pictures of you outside the Burberry show, Gemma Chang? Whoever you are? Who are you?

Brrrrrrrrrrrrberry

You’re somebody that has some cold-ass tootsies, that’s who you are. Didn’t you see Maggie Cheung out front, looking fabuous AND, more importantly, bundled up? She could teach you a thing or two.

But speaking of fashion lessons, I think we could all learn a lot from the hands-down MVP of NYFW, designer Alexander Wang’s tiny niece (as documented by blogger Alla Goldman):

IWOULDKILLFORTHISOUTFITEVENJUSTTHECHANELPURSEANDOHGODIWANT
TOEATTHISLITTLECHILDBECAUSESHEISPERFECTPERFECTPERFECTSOCUTESO
CUTESOCUTEMYWOMBISTOTALLYRUMBLINGGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEFASHIONMVP!!

And look, see? She’s staying nice and warm. Perfection.

[via Jessica Chu's Tumblr]

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6 Responses to “BABEWATCH [Fashion Week Edition]: Alexander Wang’s Amazian Jr. Niece”

  1. Hsieh says:

    I sincerely enjoy Alexander’s niece’s outfit. I’d be even more excited if it weren’t for the fact that she’s probably five years old or so and is already wearing an outfit worth more than I make in a year.

    And aw, I like semi-pinay BBV’s semi-leather … whatever that is. I mean, come on, she’s just fun to look at.

  2. mizzj says:

    hahahah holy crap, she is fabulous! I bet she’s the snobbiest kid in preschool.

  3. BABEWATCH [NY Fashion Week Edition]: Alexander Wang's Amazian Jr ……

    Here at World Spinner we are debating the same thing……

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  5. Jean says:

    OH COME ON. That’s too freaking adorable. She looks like a tribble!

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