DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Rush “Ching Chong” Limbaugh

January 20th, 2011 | 6 comments | Posted by Jen

I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again: modern-day racists are lazy.  They’re lazy in their spelling.  They’re lazy in naming their children.  And lest you think they’re only lazy when it comes to things that are difficult or require a certain amount of thinking, they’re even lazy when it comes to their pastimes, to activities that only serve to please, like building snowmen, for instance.

Take, for example, Rush Limbaugh whinging yesterday about how FOX News wasn’t translating a speech given by Hu Jintao, which resulted in Rush’s dumb ass only being able to make out a bunch of unintelligible ching chong:

I mean, he’s not even giving racism the old college try!  This racism is so bald, not even the anti-political correctness crowd could give it a pass.  This racism is even beneath young children.  This kind of racism is just lazy.

But you know one thing that’s great about lazy racists? It means you can be lazy, too.

No need to comment further on Rush’s indolent attempt at offending; the audio clip speaks for itself (although, granted, “speak” is probably not the right term in this case).

And while we normally write DISGRASIAN of the WEAK on Fridays, after this, Friday clearly starts now. Which means I’m freed up to get some really important things done that I’ve put off during the week, like clipping my toenails, putting away the shoes and clothes I’ve left lying around my bedroom, and firing up this Ryan Reynolds movie I’ve rented on Apple TV about him being buried alive–with his shirt off, I’m hoping.

TGIF, everybody!

[Mediaite: Rush Limbaugh Laughs At Critics: My Chinese Translation “Was A Service”]

Thanks, Jasmine!

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6 Responses to “DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Rush “Ching Chong” Limbaugh”

  1. V_V says:

    He’s still alive…huh.

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  3. karlk9 says:

    Rush would be wise to avoid Chinese restaurants for a long time.:)

  4. ironicninja says:

    I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he just speaks gibberish when he’s off his painkillers (I can be lazy too)

  5. The Limbaugh strategy is to divide and conquer. In this case, distract everyone and make Asians look like “them” so the whole world won’t harp on how – *ahem* – “Nathan Lane” my NYC condo bedroom looks like.

  6. benjy says:

    Double-racist! He uses the word “Gyp” at the very beginning as well. He’s a scumbag.

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