What Is It About WikiLeaks And Lady Parts?

December 16th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Jen

Perhaps this shouldn’t come as a surprise, given that WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was given an “87% slut” score on an OKCupid test four years ago. But seriously, it seems everywhere you turn these days, you hear another story about WikiLeaks–or Assange, really–and lady parts.

There’s the arrest of Assange in London for allegedly violating two women’s lady parts in Sweden (he was freed on bail today).

Then there’s the emails Gawker just published that Assange wrote in 2004 to a 19 year-old woman he made out with once, revealing not only Assange’s persistence when it comes to unearthing information but also his penchant for purple prose pressed breasts and other “soft, warm and yielding” lady things. The following is an excerpt from one missive Assange wrote after sniffing out the girl’s phone number and calling her, only to receive a cool response:

I’m not concerned with your messy reality. I don’t want to see it and I confess I could not place you in mine. But I still want to see you in isolation. I am unconcerned with the context since time and your silence has made me philosophical; but when I first wrote the heat of your breast pressed against me was still vivid in my mind.

And here’s another from an email written after she rejects him for what appears to be the final time:

A man feels that which is soft, warm and yeilding (sic) in his arms must also be in other circumstances.

Pretty stalkery stuff from a man who once claimed to have Asian teengirl stalkers of his own!

Lastly but not leastly, there’s this billboard sited this week in Karachi, Pakistan, a country that has often been the subject of WikiLeaks cables:

Yes, that’s right! It’s MaxiPads for your Monthly WikiLeak!

Only unlike WikiLeaks’ other dabblings in lady parts–which have branded Assange everything from a creep to a rapist–apparently this one, for Butterfly Extra-Absorbent Sanitary Napkins, has yet to offend.

[via Boing Boing]
[Gawker: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange]

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2 Responses to “What Is It About WikiLeaks And Lady Parts?”

  1. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Jasmine Davila and PJ Lionheart, Jasmine Davila. Jasmine Davila said: RT @disgrasian What Is It About WikiLeaks And Lady Parts? http://dlvr.it/BY3DV [...]

  2. Liu Jing says:

    No need to post a pic of his pecker, the okcupid one is way close enough.

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