I guess it goes to show: You can grow up, go to an Ivy League school, get married, overcome a long bout with alcoholism, manage your own professional baseball team, govern a state, become the Leader of the Free World–for twice as long as your Hardass Presidential Dad, initiate two wars, increase the national debt by roughly $4,899,100,310,608 (give or take), inspire dozens of books and as many films based on your life and leadership, see the erection of your Presidential library, and you still might end up…
…bored, sullen, and stuck at a baseball game with your PARENTS.
Your Oldass, Boringass, Hardass PARENTS.
Filed under: All In the Family, Barbara Bush, Bush Throws Out First Pitch, Embarrassing Moments, Former Presidents, Game Four of the World Series, George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, Hardass Parents of All Colors, Reveling in the success of a baseball team you ran into the ground, San Francisco, San Francisco Giants, Shameful Legacies, Texas Rangers, World Series, Wow I'm So Bored I Could Tip A Cow Or Do Meth Right Now, You Might Never Stop Being Ashamed Of Hanging Out With Your Uncool Parents
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