The election hangover can be so much worse than, say, a Halloween hangover (damn you, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and Jägermeister), birthday hangover (So how many Cazadores shots was that?), pizza party hangover (Pabst), DISGRASIAN meeting hangover (Scotch), DISGRASIAN off-the-clock hangover (Armagnac), even the I’m-crashing-this-UCLA-frat-party-even-though-I’m-41-and-not-named-Tyler-because-I’m-drunk-from-small-plastic-cups-of-Chardonnay-at-a-KCRW-event-at-The-Hammer hangover.
And last night was a doozy, comparable to a DISGRASIAN meeting on performance-enhancing drugs (Let’s just say it was a two-bottle night).
Guys, the country is BLEEDING:
I need a drink.
Filed under: 2010 Election, 2010 U.S. Midterm Elections, America Has A Short Memory, Can't wait to see more John "Oh Sure It's Not Prounounced 'Boner'" Boehner, Dems Lose The House, Goodbye Healthcare Reform, Hangovers, How many more times will we begin a sentence with "At least..." today?, I'm sure I'm missing some sort of "model house minority" joke here, Nice work USA, Only booze can help, Red States, Republicans, Republicans Take The House, Running Scared, Shitty nights, Thank god for Harry Reid, The country is bleeding, Ushering in a new period of stagnation, Well played Democrats
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