Jen and I love sports, hate cardio. So if an activity can be described as both “Parkour… for those who can’t be arsed” and “the lazy person’s urban navigation sport,” we’re like, BINGO! We have found our game. And it’s called the Lying Down Game.
So okay, the game is actually quite simple. From the official Lying Down Game Facebook group:
There are two aims:
1) The more public the better
2) The more people invlolved the better.
Please be aware that the palms of your hands must be flat against your side and the tips of your toes pointing at the ground. Just as if you were standing, but vertically challenged. FACE DOWN!
And that’s it! Photos are submitted to the Lying Down Game site to be crowd tested (although, beware, a couple of toolbags have gotten in trouble for posting questionable pics of them playing at their hospital workplace, which is why the LDG recently became world news) and compared. It’s up to the public to keep the competition alive.
So here’s the thing. I’ve only known about the Lying Down Game for a day or so, but already my mind is cluttered with dreams of taking over the joint with some big wins (OBVS; even in lazy sports, all Asians wanna do is win). Shouldn’t we be all over the site already? Come on, everybody! Submit, ma peeps, submit!!!
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