When Worlds Collide: Ono And Gaga

October 5th, 2010 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

Lady Gaga Joins Yoko Ono and We Are Plastic Ono Band at LA's Orpheum Theatre, Oct. 2

YOKO ONO: And today, ladies and gentlemen, a very special guest. We recently made acquaint–

LADY GAGA: LADY GAGA IS HERE!

YOKO ONO: Yes, a remarkable young woman with a very, ah, artistic–

LADY GAGA: ARE YOU LISTENING TO US, LA???

YOKO ONO: I am so very pleased to meet her, the work this performer has done to make a statement about real issues, like–

LADY GAGA: ARE YOU LISTENING?!?!?!?!

[Awkward pause]

YOKO ONO: We are going to take a short break I think.

LADY GAGA: We are?

YOKO ONO: Step to the side of the stage.

[Awkward pause]

LADY GAGA: (Quietly) Um. I really like your hat, Yoko.

YOKO ONO: As do I. It has an anchor on it, of course.

LADY GAGA: Today, my look is all about–

YOKO ONO: Your getup is Cher, yes? You are Cher? But with a dog collar for your forehead?

LADY GAGA: Well, um, the bedazzles go all the way to my fingertips.

YOKO ONO: You are Cher or Madonna today, right?

LADY GAGA: Well, I like to think of myself as an individual.

YOKO ONO: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

LADY GAGA: I do.

YOKO ONO: Oh, you kids today. I was saying that to, oh what was it, Katy Perry, the other night…

LADY GAGA: I am NOT the same as Katy Perry!!

YOKO ONO: Oh, of course you aren’t dear. She’s very tall.

LADY GAGA: She’s like, nowhere NEAR–

YOKO ONO: I mean, added up all together, you and I are probably five feet tall.

LADY GAGA: That is–

YOKO ONO: Actually, now that I’m looking at you, you seem shorter than I thought. Like a fluffy dog that becomes very small in a bath. Perhaps together we are four feet tall. Your shoes are 3 feet high but you are the size of a human thumb.

LADY GAGA: These are McQueen.

YOKO ONO: Fabulous, fabulous. These shoes are made from the recycled tires of UN vehicles.

LADY GAGA: I…

YOKO ONO: Hmm…

LADY GAGA: Would you like to sing a song?

YOKO ONO: Yes, I have been working on my screeches all morning!

LADY GAGA: Ok great. Ok, great.

YOKO ONO: Seriously, how tall are you, really?

[via People]

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  2. dalianmoon says:

    You just made me laugh so hard, I almost spit coffee on the monitor.

  3. Diana says:

    @dalianmoon my only goal!

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