The First And Last Time I Went As A “Sexy (Something)” For Halloween

October 29th, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Jen

I had just moved to a new town and was still in the process of making friends.

My cat, Jimmy, had run away in the move.

I was living in a shitty neighborhood where people were always coming and going so no one bothered to keep their grass green or their house paint from peeling.

I was into this guy, Chris, who was so not into me.

I was feeling vulnerable and alone.

And, yes, I was desperate for attention.

I was also eleven years old. So, naturally, I went as this for Halloween:

I had no idea I was really going as pedobait. I was taking gymnastics then, and all I wanted to do was live in a leotard.  A leotard and lace, because after a few years of dabbling in tomboy-hood, I was evolving into something of a chick.  I was into boys and kittehs and fluffing my hair endlessly in the mirror and white Danish furniture all of a sudden.  So everything had to be frilly and pretty.  (Speaking of which, aren’t my bangs cute in this photo?)

So, yeah, basically I invented cosplay.

My Hardass Asian Parents, meanwhile, had no awareness either of the, ahem, nuances of this costume, or they would have grounded me until I was 25.  They were immigrants, only faintly tuned in to Western culture, and they were too busy getting their green cards besides. Also, I think they were hoping that since I was dressed as a maid, I might actually have an interest in helping them clean the house.

But to paraphrase Jay-Z: Steada treated, they got tricked.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, TRICKSTAS.

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4 Responses to “The First And Last Time I Went As A “Sexy (Something)” For Halloween”

  1. johnminh says:

    Well, at least your sexy Halloween costume was in better taste than my sexy Halloween costume: http://www.fanpop.com/spots/fanpop-users/links/405539

  2. Jen says:

    @johnminh You’re right. You were showing midriff, you slut!

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  4. Diana says:

    @johnminh DYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW. Amazing!

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