The Chinese Really Love Their Dogs (And Not To Eat, Wiseass)

October 28th, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Jen

First, the good news: The Chinese are no longer eating their dogs (almost)!

Hear that, Morrissey, ya prick?

A recent story from the NY Times, which loves to print pieces about how China is overcoming its barbarism one “civilized” step at a time–showing a particular affinity for “Chinglish” stories –reports that, although once banned, dogs have become increasingly popular as pets in recent years. The Times story tells tale (tail?) of status breeds, fancy canine day spas, and animal-protection laws becoming a phenomenon in China.

Now for the bad news: The Chinese embracing dogs-not-as-food idea has gone way too far.

I give you Lu Lu, the purse-carrying pooch from Henan Province:

As dlisted‘s Michael K. put it, “I mean, her pussy’s hanging out!

Also: if you’re going to make that poor dog carry a purse and walk on two legs, eff that janky teddy bear shit and get that girl some Chanel! Even a knockoff–and I know those haven’t been banned in China–would suffice.

[via dlisted]
[The Daily Mail: The diva dog Lu Lu which walks on her hind legs and carries her own handbag]

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4 Responses to “The Chinese Really Love Their Dogs (And Not To Eat, Wiseass)”

  1. dalianmoon says:

    Sorry to say it, but that’s cute, in a disturbing way.

  2. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by J A S M I N E and jasminedavila, GETA. GETA said: Speak for yourself, yummy!!//@disgrasian: The Chinese Really Love Their Dogs (And Not To Eat, Wiseass) http://dlvr.it/7hVgJ [...]

  3. mizzj says:

    Isn’t that bad for the dog’s hips??

  4. farleyk says:

    To get the full effect, she should have a baby on a leash.

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